A conversation between two relatively new iPhone users sometime in early February…
Me: I just saw an auntie using an iPhone.
Yy: Everyone here uses an iPhone, even maids.
Me: Omg how sad, I feel less cool now.
Yy: I know.
Me: Even pimply school boys walking past me are using iPhones.
Yy: Everyone !!!!! We are everyone! Sigh.
Me: Omg sadness, I refuse to be everyone.
Too late for that now. I will never be cool.