I’m about to share with you a snippet of a recent online conversation with one of my ex-girlfriends that still gives me great joy whenever I replay it in my head. You’re welcome.
This one pinged me after seeing my new status which read, “I’m sorry I’m so darn perfect.” on my instant messenger.
Ex-girlfriend: So you’re little Miss Perfect now, aren’t you?
Me: Why, of course.
Ex-gf: Yeah yeah, you really think you’re God’s gift to mankind, don’t you?
Me: Oh come on, you know I am. Admit it.
Ex-gf: I refuse! You’re not!
Less than a minute later…
Ex-gf: Ok fine. I will admit it. You are God’s gift to mankind. Always have been.
Me: Hahaha! Finally.
Ex-gf: I see you haven’t lost any of that self-confidence over the years.
Me: Why should I when we both know it’s true?
Ex-gf: Hmmm… Arrogant but confident. I like.
Me: I know.
Ex-gf: So how’s life? Are you in Singapore now?
Ex-gf: You there?
And her messages echo through the hollow halls of the virtual world while I’m too busy getting a life… Aw yeah!