Pre-game snack bulletin: Banana+Prune juice = New Year get-down-to-50kg healthy eating regime on track.
Mmm mmm, munching and trying to stay awake for the world’s oldest football competition where Spurs U-12s will attempt to devalue it by squaring up to United’s second XI. Then again, Fergie is not that bothered either if he’s sending loads of reserves on eh. I might have to brace my nerves for this match.
The Imaginarator 